The One Where Brentmeister General Is Back

The One Where Cool Guys Don't Look At Explosions

I need more laughter on here. Especially after watching Hot Tub Time Machine. (One word review = Shit).

Davie Legend provides most of that on twitter, and has pointed me to some insane videos.

This one, though?

It's a great song, too.

The One Where Ricky Gervais Gets A Red Card

Robert De Niro laughing at a Ricky Gervais joke.

Does life get any better?

Gervais went missing for an hour... it was worth it. The mans a genius.



OK... It *might* get better. How about Batman Bateman giving De Niro a shout out? Love it.

The One Where I Pound Some Cunth

I watched Macgruber back to back when it first came out.

You know how you feel when you're the only one in on the joke?

Yeah. It was lonely. Laughing to myself. Heralding Val Kilmer as the come back king (Bad Lieutenant FTW!).

Now... JMcG has seen. And although I can't directly quote him, he essentially said...

The One Where The Blog Hits 500

Contrary to popular belief I Blog less than I used too. Have a look at the "Recent Posts" bit on the right, by month.

I think I've done what I said I would do with this Blog though. And I'm really proud of it, and still enjoy writing it.

Cheers to anyone whose contributed, read, commented, re-tweeted, "liked", told your friends, invited friends on FB. Special thanks to those that haven't given me any shit for it, too, and let me get on with it.

Here's to 1000.

The One Where Black Ops Gets Lego'd

Why do I love LFF, so much?

Because they post cool shit like this.

How cool??

The One Where Schindlers List Goes 3D

Haha.

I mean... WTF? Sickos.

The One Where Alan Has His 17" Plate

I love Alan Partridge. Before The Office and Garth Merenghi's Dark Place, there wasn't much else for me.

Kiss my face... He's back!

The One Where I Dreamt Of Matt And Ben

Hahahahaha. Just kidding, Ben.



Seen The Town yet?

I won't let up til you do.

Tonight, here, I again declare my love for Ben Affleck.

The One Where We Barely Voted On Snooker

Well, if it proved anything, it's that if I don't promote the vote, it won't get voted on.

It also proves Film/twitter votes are the way to go if I can expect people to get into it.

It also proves, as I suspected, that Snooker is boring.

Still, there was enough of a vote to declare a winner, and for this vid, you (barely) voted, that Ronnie O'Sullivan was a genius. That he was so in control of his abilities, he could afford a bit of arrogance - because he could back it up on the pitch. Or table. Whatever.

The One With Another Bale Rant

This is quite brilliant.

Plus it paves the way for my Halo thoughts, due up tomorrow.

I'll tell you about three key elements that are better than MW2/Black Ops.



Word of the day? Machinima!

The One Where Tippex Make A Hunter And Bear Have Sex

Oh that's just genius.

Cheers to @ComedyFish for bringing it to my attention, and spending all day with it to see what you can and can't do.

Class.

The One Where If You Haven't Seen Inception Don't Watch

If you have... watch. This is genius. I am now humming the music. Even my Dad should get it now.

The One With Eva Mende's Sex Video!

WTF. WTF. WTF.

You whore, Eva!!!

Eva Mendes Sex Tape from Eva Mendes

How could she do this to me?

AND I bought "We Own The Night".

FFS!

The One Where Mad Mel Can Carry A Tune

"Hey, sugar tits"



Look... don't misconstrue this as Mel hatred. I love him. He clearly has issues.

But.

And it's a big but...

Would it be wrong to rush Lethal Weapons 5 into production, going full circle, will Mel as Riggs again... suicidal. Gun and whiskey in hand, Ala the first one... you know, before they all went wrong?

And Mad Max... By all means hand it to Tom Hardy. The guys a dude... but surely there's space for Mad Mel?

Make it happen, Hollywood.

The One Where You Just Have To Laugh At Football

Haha. Calm down, calm down Liverpool fans... you'll like the next one.

The One With "Good For You!"

Disclaimer: I do not approve of bullying, punching women, or Racists.

The One Where Even I Think It's A Bad Idea!

"You're A Slacker"

The One Where It's Finally Happening...


That, plus this = Heaven.



FINALLY!!!

"You're Being The Biggest Penis Ever"

The One Where I Still Want One





Haha. Cheers to @Moyesiah and @Rockonstratos for bringing this to my attention.

I still want one though. I need it. Haha.