Showing posts with label Film. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Film. Show all posts

Friday, 28 January 2011

The One Where Black Swan Gets Spoilt


I wish you could all watch this, but you really can't. So, you'll just have to toddle off, and keep yourself busy.

...

Eh?

Oh, those that can? Well, thats anyone that was clever enough to get up, off their sorry ass, to go see Black Swan.

Didn't see it? Don't watch.

Friday, 14 January 2011

The One Where I Wish I Was A Super Hero


I didn't know there was such a thing, but I've had 80's overload.

That, coupled with me pranging another car (downgrade that 3D TV, Audio Boys and Girls), makes me a sad little fella.

Kind of makes me wish I was a super Hero. See where I'm going here?

Above is Spidey. With 3 scars. Lizard?

Below, is Captain America. With little wings on his head.

Welcome to 2011. These are for your benefit, Dad... thoughts?

Friday, 31 December 2010

The One With The Film Of The Year


#1 The Town

It has to be this way, really.

Inception is by far the more showy of the two - and really, this is a tie for me.

But my god do I love this film.

The fact that it crept up from no where, and no one saw it coming?

Well, on a wet evening, that definitely added to it's effect on me.

The Directors Cut is my most anticipated film of 2011. No question.

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AMMENDED: 04//01//2011


I thought I should maybe ammend this with a bit of a tribute to Pete Postlethwaite, who died last night. I'm a bit gutted, to be honest. He'll rightly be lauded for some classic iconic roles, and is a huge loss. If you ever needed a silver lining though, check out The Town and Inception. He was in two of the best films of the last ten years as a good bye gift to the World, and that's exactly how it should be.

Now... who fancies watching Usual Suspects with me... "ya fuckin' cock sucka"
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Now. Over to The Ledgers for their top five...

JMcG
1 - Shutter Island
2 - Inception
3 - The Town
4 - Karate Kid
5 - Let Me In


with Toy Story 3 and I'm Still Here running them close.

MC...
1 - Kick Ass
2 - Social Network
3 - Inception
4 - Ironman 2

5 - Restrepo


GC...
1 - Inception
2 - The Town
3 - Kick Ass
4 - Scott Pilgrim
5 - Shutter Island


AT...
1 - The Town
2 - Inception
3 - Let Me In
4 - Monsters
5 - I'm Still Here



Thursday, 30 December 2010

The One With The Second Best Film Of The Year


#2 Inception

"Imperious. Timeless. Out Of Nowhere. Leo Is god. Phenominal. Demands Re-Visiting."

Yeah. I really thought it would be #1 too.

Wednesday, 29 December 2010

The One With The Third Best Film Of The Year


#3 Let Me In

"Heart Breaking. Poetic. Better Than The Original. Beautiful. Perfectly Acted."

Tuesday, 28 December 2010

The One With The Forth Best Film Of The Year


#4 Monsters

"Beautiful. Poetic. Best Opening/Close Of The Year. Classic On Blu/Ignored On Blu, Too."

Monday, 27 December 2010

The One With The Fifth Best Film Of The Year


#5 I'm Still Here

"Wow. Best JP Performance Ever. Plus Some Of The Best Rapping Ever Recorded. Genius Film Making."

This booted Karate Kid and A Serbian Film out of my top five for 2010. And seeing it in December means I'm still buzzing from it. Class.

Sunday, 26 December 2010

The One With The Honourable Mentions...


I thought I would do my top five films of the year, with no more than 140 characters explaining why. A bit of a nod to twitter, and to movie poster quotes.

That starts from tomorrow. I'll post mine in the morning, then JMcGs in the evening. We'll soon see who has better taste. Or who is more learned.

In the mean time, there were a couple that I felt deserved honourable mentions...


Karate Kid

So, how does a much maligned unwanted remake make the cut?

"Brilliantly acted. Beautifully filmed. Great soundtrack. Respects Original. Classic If Called "Kung Fu Kid""




Scott Pilgrim Versus The World

"Don't Let People Tell You 2010 Was Rubbish For Films. They Ignored This."



It's been a good year for films, I think.

Sure, you have to delve through a lot of shit (especially when you have a cine pass!), but this top five are worthy of any year.

My highlight of the year, (Apart from JMcG coaxing me into get said cine pass that is - best thing I did was get back to the flicks matey, cheers for encouraging that), in unquestionable though.

Toy Story 3. With Mrs T, and Ethan Zachs.

Seriously, seriously hard to think of a better family day we've had this year.

Read about it, HERE.

And if you're wondering where Shutter Island is, I got hold of a copy, and will always consider that a 2009 film.

Catfish really impressed me. Kick Ass was brilliant. It's been a good year. Right? Right?

Saturday, 11 December 2010

The One With Thor


I make no bones about it. I have a mahogany, right now.

Friday, 10 December 2010

The One Where I Get Banksy


I'd wanted to see Exit Through The Gift Shop for ages.

I have a few friends on twitter, and this one is an Artist.

An Artist I really rate, too. he did me a massive favour for my fifth wedding anniversary actually, and did three bits of art based around some of mine and Mrs Ts favourite song lyrics. And they're awesome.

Before that, he did that there Blog header. Aint it cool?

So watching this, it really struck me about how there are artists out there, always looking for that big break...

Thursday, 9 December 2010

The One With TransFormers 3 (...In 3D!)





I'm hearing good things.

They're shooting in 3D, too - contrary to people saying it's being done in post. That's great news for a start.

Ethan went through a phase of watching TF2 over and over and over.

Yeah, it's idiotic. But let's not pretend there's not enough there to look awesome on a big TV, and sound immense with home theatre.

This is def a contender for next year.

Friday, 19 November 2010

The One Where Green Lantern Deserves A Break


It's times like this I thank God I'm a film fan, and not a comic geek.

No allegiances. No fuss. No problem.

This looks fun.

Plus, Ryan Reynolds deserves a starring role.

I wonder who his favourite Take That member is... *Points to top left of Blog*



And just as I was wandering what Daniel Craig has been up too...


I can't stress enough how little I cared about this film before I saw that teaser. Now?

Sold.

Dad??

AMMENDED: As you know, I live on LiveForFilms, and just saw this...

Power of a trailer, eh? GC and MovieGrrl seem to dislike the comedic elements. Wonder if this whizz can work his magic on the final film, too?

Friday, 12 November 2010

The One With Battlefield Los Angeles (Film Of The Year, 2011?)


Hi y'internet people. I have no idea why the internet sent you here, either. I write a Blog. Review films. And for some obscure reason, when you're all googling Battle Los Angeles, you're coming here. Sorry about that. Just so you know, I actually saw the film and reviewed it for the greatest site ever. Just click the link, HERE. You probably don't want to know what I thought of Skyline...

Holy shit. If they don't screw this up, this could be in my top three of 2011.

I'm seeing SkyLine Sunday. I'll do a drunken review somewhen.

Ledger night Saturday, donchaknow.


Battle Los Angeles Trailer
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Wednesday, 10 November 2010

The One Where I Finally Get Excited About Tron


First the poster, then this. Hmm... I'd be happy to be wrong about this one. What's the verdict?

Thursday, 21 October 2010

The One With Scream


This Halloween, why not consider Scream?

Hit the link for my thoughts on this movie, posted on Live For Films.

All of my other LFF reviews are on the left hand side of the Blog. Just hit the title card.

Wednesday, 20 October 2010

The One With In The Mouth Of Madness


This Halloween, why not watch In The Mouth Of Madness?

Hit the link for my thoughts on this movie, posted on Live For Films.

All of my other reviews are on the left column, towards the bottom. Hit the title, and voila.

Tuesday, 19 October 2010

The One With A Triple Bill Of Horror


Start of a Horror Triple Bill this week.

Aptly starting with one of the most horrific films of the year. (Before Wall Street 2).

Resident Evil: Afterlife.

My current job comes to an end Thursday, and it's going to be a mental week.

So I thought I would link three reviews I've done fairly recently. All Horror films. You know, for Halloween, and that.

Tonight one very much tongue in cheek. Tomorrow a classic. And Thursday a Cult Classic.

Normal service will resume Friday. Sort of.

Sunday, 17 October 2010

The One Where Facebook Is Better Than Twitter


Mike kept assuring me, "Don't worry... It's Fincher".

Then the 12A came up.

"FFS", said Mike. "It's not right a Fincher film being a 12A. What was the last 12A he ever did anyway?"

"Er. Benjamin Button, Mike. His last film." I replied, helpfully.

It needed have mattered. It took me three minutes to fall in love with Facebook Social Network.

Friday, 15 October 2010

The One Where I Declare Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps GUILTY!


OK, something different for this one.

3/4 Ledgers went to see Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps on Monday. The 4th Ledger must have been busy.

JMcG and I have waited for this day. A day where we sit opposite spectrum's on the film scale.

I hated it. He loved it. So, we both put a case to the Jury.

Mine today. His over the weekend. Then you can vote. Of course, most of you will be so compelled to vote Guilty after this review, that you're more than welcome.

Is Wall Street: Money Never Sleeps Guilty... or Not Guilty? You don't have to have seen it to vote. I pray you never see it. Here's why...

Wednesday, 6 October 2010

The One Where Avatar Gives Me A Woody


I appear to have a massive erection.

On the App? Get your ass on a proper Internet thingy. This looks amazing!



If they start on Earth, and do the parallel with Pandora thing this hints at? SOLD.