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Showing posts with label Cinema. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Cinema. Show all posts
Monday, 14 March 2011
The One Where L.A Burns
I'm taking that Graham Collins to see Battlefield: Los Angeles tonight.
Why?
Well, he likes spaceships and that. Plus it's his Birthday in a few weeks.
It's a good time to tell you about the vortex I've created on my Blog.
This review of the Battlefield: Los Angeles trailer has been viewed loads in the last month. Like, hundreds of times.
Sometimes if someone searches it, someone else will. But considering it was back in the day, and all I was doing was saying I thought the trailer looked better than Skyline? Well... there would be better things I've written for people to revisit.
Oh well.
I'm looking forward to this. Even if the script, "drops bricks down the toilet". Which may be my fave quote ever.
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Cinema
Friday, 11 March 2011
The One Where Adjustment Bureau Changes My Course
For Your Consideration: The Adjustment Bureau
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Cinema,
Live For Films
Wednesday, 9 March 2011
The One With I Am Number Four
For Your Consideration: I Am Number Four
Could "The New Twilight" Be The Most Fun I've Had In A Cinema In 2011??
Read HERE To Find Out
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Cinema,
Live For Films
Thursday, 10 February 2011
The One Where I'm Almost Famous
For Your Consideration: Just About Famous.
A 15 Minute Documentary About "Lookalikies".
See Review, HERE.
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Cinema,
Live For Films
Wednesday, 9 February 2011
The One Where I Do The Rain Man, Whilst Watching Sanctum
I went to see Sanctum. It's about getting the bends whilst cave diving.
In 3D.
See what I thought HERE.
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Cinema,
Live For Films
Monday, 7 February 2011
Saturday, 5 February 2011
Thursday, 27 January 2011
The One With Green Hornet
The One Where It’s Not So Much A Review, As A Plea To You To See It, So I Get A Sequel
OK, shit just got real. Phil over at LFF, (my second Home), is helping by posting this tonight... but I need a favour. I need you all to go see The Green Hornet. 2D/3D whatever. I want a sequel to this more than I want to break Eva Mendes' hip... Grandpa style.
The first five minutes of Green Hornet were appalling I turned to my cinema buddies and called it. “Worst five minutes to a movie… ever”.
Then, and I had managed to avoid this, there is a cameo. And everything felt like it was settling down.
Then, and I am pleasantly surprised by this, I ended up really enjoying it.
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Cinema
Friday, 21 January 2011
The One Where Black Swan Divides Opinions
Romy Shiller writes great movie reviews. Her most recent was Black Swan. I've included it below, so you can see what inspired my review. Enjoy.
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Cinema
Thursday, 20 January 2011
The One Where 127 Hours Makes Me Wince
127 Hours is a brilliant film.
The energy from the opening credits alone is more than most films can muster - but lets be honest. This is Danny Boyle. One day he may get the credit he deserves. I know that sounds crazy after Slumdog, but not a huge amount of that praise was for him.
So why am I not sure if I'll ever buy the Bluey...?
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Cinema
Friday, 7 January 2011
The One Where Thor Tops 2011
Finally, to make my Big Five... Thor.
With out over stating it, I think this could be my fave film of the year.
If they get the blend right, I think it could be a Classic.
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2011 Preview,
Cinema
Thursday, 6 January 2011
The One Where Transformers Makes The 2011 List
OK. So on my list of five most anticipated movies for 2011, we have True Grit, The Ward and Black Swan.
There must be a big budget spectacular in there, though... right?
Well there's two.
First up is Transformers 3: Dark Of The Moon.
Ethan has watched Transformers 2 so much I've almost become an apologist.
I was trying to explain to MC on NYE that I finally get why Ethan prefers it to the first one. Even though it's blatantly inferior.
It's the noise. The carnage. The non-stop action.
Sort of like Spiderman 3, which I also argued is the most "comic book" of the three Spidey movies.
I know, I know. I was drunk.
Transformers makes the list for a few reasons.
One, is that people forget how good the first one is. I think it's got Spielbergs stamp all over it.
Secondly, it's in 3D.
Don't even pretend seeing that in 3D and IMAX doesn't have you jazzed.
Plus it will have the soundtrack of the year. Fact.
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2011 Preview,
Cinema
Wednesday, 5 January 2011
The One Where Black Swan Makes My List Of Five
OK, so The Ward won't be for everyone, but its right up my street.
One that looks like a stone cold classic is Black Swan.
Darren Aronofsky is a genius.
The Wrestler blew everyone away. But Requiem For A Dream and The Fountain hit me harder.
Black Swan looks like it has the performance of the year from Natalie Portman. Plus Vincent Cassell, so good in Mesrine last year.
Plus, if he takes it far enough, the trailer suggests a sort of body horror, ala The Fly, one of my fave Horrors.
Putting Aronofsky in charge of The Wolverine may be the greatest thing to happen to superhero movies since Nolan met Bats.
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2011 Preview,
Cinema
Tuesday, 4 January 2011
The One Where The Ward Makes My 2011s Must See List
OK, True Grit was pretty obvious.
If it was released a bit earlier in the States, there would be mass Oscar buzz, I'm sure.
So now one you probably haven't heard of.
John Carpenter's The Ward (Oh, how MC loves it when a Director puts his name in front of the film...)
And it's inclusion is simple.
John Carpenter, who I wrote about HERE, HERE, HERE, HERE and HERE, is one of my favourite Directors of all time.
I grew up with him.
He went a bit mental, (and thus rubbish) in the 90's - and if I'm honest, I didn't think I'd ever get to see one of his films at the Cinema again.
2011 lets me do that.
Preview reviews have been average, but do you know what? I don't care...
It's essentially girls trapped in an Asylum. That may be haunted. Sold.
**UPDATED WITH NEW, FULL TRAILER. I HAVE A SEMI**
To watch more, visit www.t5m.com
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2011 Preview,
Cinema
Monday, 3 January 2011
The One With My Top Five Of 2011
Having finished with my top five movies of 2010, I thought I would put up the films I'm most looking forward to in 2011. I'll run it this week, in no particular order.
First up is True Grit, which looks the real deal for me.
I'll take Papa to see it for his Birthday, as he's rightly bemoaned the lack of a classic Western since Open Range. (I still have all of Deadwood and haven't touched them yet. I'm not sure why. I'll remedy that in 2011).
The thing about True Grit is the Coens very rarely get it wrong. They've made some brilliant films.
I thought No Country For Old Men suffered from a bit of the Shawshank Sheep Effect, but I love how it tails off at the end. I just never saw that coming at all.
Jeff Bridges is having a decent spell, too.
I thought he was great in Tron: Legacy, and got the send off he deserved. Again, he got an Oscar as a token gesture for me. But I'd rather he had a token Oscar, rather than no Oscar, so I'm OK with that.
Matt Damon? If I thought about it properly, with Departed, Bourne, he probably overtook the far more work shy Ed Norton in my fave Actor list a while ago.
So this all points to a Classic. Well, that and the fact I've not seen it get below ***** so far...
Downside?
Well, I get the same vibe from the trailer that I got from Tommy Lee Jones The Missing. Which was meant to save the Western genre, and instead turned out to be shite.
Also, with two exceptions I can think of, I hate child actors. I know the girl is meant to be immense, but... I'm not sure.
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2011 Preview,
Cinema
Sunday, 19 December 2010
The One With Tron Legacy
I don't really talk about work on here, and that won't change. You need to know that I had a terrible day at work though. The reason for that is if you see Tron, after my gushing review, and thinks it's rubbish... well, I'll just tell you that I really needed cheering up.
That said, I think it holds up in it's own right.
In fact, I think it's a little gem.
Not quite Top Five material, (More on that next week, as we close the door on 2010), but close.
Visually stunning. Well acted (Jeff Bridges... twice!). And the soundtrack of the year. No question.
Tron opens with the Disney sign being illuminated, " Tron style". I immediately felt comfortable. This was going to be smarter than I'd been led to believe.
Then, my jaw dropped. In what I thought was a bad way.
Thinking they were going to do a Scott Pilgrim style gag, some computer style type, tells us that some parts were shot in 2D. And that Disney were aware of this. But to wear your glasses anyway.
What the fuck??
I turned to JMcG and said, "This £1.50 surcharge is a joke... it should be 75p".
Then something strange happened. The first fifteen minutes, including a brilliant cameo, are in 2D. And it suddenly makes perfect sense. The Grid, when Sam is transported is in 3D.
It shouldn't work, but it does. I almost wish that computer type had said... "Don't need your glasses yet... when you do, it'll be frickin obvious... and you'll forgive us".
Because it does work in 3D. It looks stunning. And because of the context of the
But the most startling thing about this, save from the incredible Daft Punk soundtrack, is what they've attempted with Clu. You see Clu is Jeff Bridges 20 years ago. And for the most part, it's incredibly well realised. Don't get me wrong, you know it's motion capture. But if you didn't know that... you might be fooled.
I have to say, out of everything I've seen in 2010, that excites me most.
My favourite actors aren't getting any younger. What if, in ten years say, they've perfected this. Maybe they make a sequel to Angel Heart with Mickey Rourke as he should look. Maybe Clint gets to make that western with Costner Dad and I always talked about. Maybe they go one step further. Maybe Brandon Lee gets to star in the remake of The Crow. The possibilities are endless. And for that reason, I'll always love Tron.
The soundtrack?
Unbelievable. Journey kicked in, and until I got home and watched the original (on YouTube of all places. Who knew.), I hadn't realised they had done the song for the original. But this is Daft Punks show. And they nail it. They get a cameo too, in the club, and I can't think of a better soundtrack in the last few years. It tops Zimmers work on Inception. And I got it as soon as I got home. Like the film or not, I think you'll do the same.
Any bad bits?
Well it's pure hokum. If you can't get past the idea of a computer generated world, where people race light cycles... well. It 'aint for you?
Jeff Bridges channeling The Dude? Why not. Just why not.
And Martin Sheen. Well, you'll either just see Nigel Clough (I did!), or David Bowie.
I have to say though, the bits I thought I would hate weren't even issues. I liked Sam. Obviously I liked Olivia Wilde, but thought she suited the part too. I'm just impressed.
Is it possible that this is my most anticipated Bluey of 2011? Is this the film to force my hand towards a 3D TV.
Yes, and... *looks at Mrs T with lovely puppy dog eyes*
Oh, come on Ju. You're messing with my Zen, maaaan.
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Cinema
The One With Catfish
A late contender for my top five, this.
When it launched at Sundance, it caused a massive stir.
The reason?
Well, essentially it is the story of someone in NY, falling in love with someone on the Internet. He meets her after getting some paintings from an 8 year old. The girl he falls for is hot, so you can't blame him. But then, flaws in her story start to appear. She sings. But Nev finds the exact same song on the net.
Bloody internet. It's as bad as it is good, isn't it?
The reason for the stir?
Well, that's the secret of Catfish. And I won't tell you.
But the reason you will want to know, is that this is a documentary.
So the whole time, we see this unfurl as the characters do.
And if it is true, if that final third really did happen, well, it's the greatest anti-internet movie ever.
Brilliantly made. Fantastic "acting". Likeable.
This got seriously close to my Top Five. Talking of which, next week each day is a count down of my top five, ending on NYE, with all of ours (Ledgers).
Oh. And just because I made me do a laugh out loud, this... But no. Sadly. That isn't the "twist"
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Cinema
Friday, 3 December 2010
The One With Monsters
Oh, wow.
I've watched quite a few films recently, (yeah, yeah - what's new, right?).
What Monsters does, is sucks you right in.
I'm genuinely excited about how good this film is.
But there is a pitfall.
It may have been mis sold...
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Cinema
Thursday, 2 December 2010
The One With The American
I knew instantly I was going to love The American.
I always vowed after From Dusk Til Dawn I'd follow Clooney. The fact that he's not really put a foot wrong justifies that.
Eh?
Batman And Robin?
That was Schumachers fault.
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Cinema
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